tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62811250864791529202024-03-05T01:29:12.567-08:00"the crazy friends""the crazy friends"http://www.blogger.com/profile/11252165953704615875noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6281125086479152920.post-10696007271978482962011-02-07T22:38:00.000-08:002011-02-07T22:38:50.584-08:00¡¡¡..chistes, chistes..!!! xD<div style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">-En los proximos meses nada de fumar, nada de fumar, ni de ir a antro.</span></b></div><div style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">-Doc, ¿y eso es hasta que me recupere? </span></b></div><div style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">-No, solo hasta que me pague tooooodooo lo que me debe....!! :) </span></b></div><br />
<div style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>-Damiancito, si en una bolsa del pantalon tienes $150 y en la otra $500, ¿que tienes? </b></span></div><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">-El pantalon de otro, profe.. xD </span></b></span> <br />
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<div style="color: #351c75; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>En la escuela de superheroes, la profesora le pregunta al niño Hulk: </b></span></div><div style="color: #351c75; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>-A ver niño Hulk cuenteme del uno al cinco, por favor. </b></span></div><div style="color: #351c75; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>El niño Hulk se para y le dice: </b></span></div><div style="color: #351c75; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>-Harg, harg, harg, harg, harg. </b></span></div><div style="color: #351c75; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>La maestra asombrada le responde: </b></span></div><span style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">-¡Muy bien, se ha sacado un 10!</span></b></span>"the crazy friends"http://www.blogger.com/profile/11252165953704615875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6281125086479152920.post-65427613572936383652011-01-23T21:44:00.000-08:002011-01-23T21:44:58.022-08:00chistes, imagenes...!!<strong><span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">en clase de matematicas la maestra le pregunta a Pepito: </span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;"> -a ver, pepito, si meto en una caja 10 ratones vivos junto con 10 gatos vivos..¿cuantos ratones vivos me quedan?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;"> -muy facil quedan 8 ratones vivos, porque 8 de cada 10 gatos prefieren Whiskas.....</span></strong><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizEvENVpFyrxdxYviWSZ_wGkTzpYXB-VqPNOG1jRgDqE-Slhff69oDb08T4tbnzAJXKXmkxd6fRaROJO3e9HTxAmtB4UihxYKs2PR7oEVWuBH0AI4oHjnsL-sFWOcsuJAedMCSEzsNdPU/s1600/TIZTHE.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizEvENVpFyrxdxYviWSZ_wGkTzpYXB-VqPNOG1jRgDqE-Slhff69oDb08T4tbnzAJXKXmkxd6fRaROJO3e9HTxAmtB4UihxYKs2PR7oEVWuBH0AI4oHjnsL-sFWOcsuJAedMCSEzsNdPU/s400/TIZTHE.gif" width="400" /></a></div><strong><span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">P:_¿porque los gallegos van al doctor en grupo de 9 o 10?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">R:_porque en el consultorio dice: se atiende de 9 a 10.....</span></strong>"the crazy friends"http://www.blogger.com/profile/11252165953704615875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6281125086479152920.post-74674489371721048552011-01-22T16:25:00.000-08:002011-01-22T16:25:12.707-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh64zWyOPi4DcaqyYkSOpT06h6Uyfj5L45hv3wrSBAr4-_MGIHUJ6WTInYisxjQkp1KPJDGsT275M7GAVBtwbiMx3nkoB0LZiSlMF_2MwwHa9GawNYyBlzUs_5vIeqGutxtA2wy49FCuvY/s1600/605049nueva.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh64zWyOPi4DcaqyYkSOpT06h6Uyfj5L45hv3wrSBAr4-_MGIHUJ6WTInYisxjQkp1KPJDGsT275M7GAVBtwbiMx3nkoB0LZiSlMF_2MwwHa9GawNYyBlzUs_5vIeqGutxtA2wy49FCuvY/s1600/605049nueva.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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